so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure
Why am I awake who summoned me
Maybe that means your soul mate is thinking about you
My soul mate needs to go the fuck to sleep
True love never gets old!
I am Rita
The Rita one omg
omg I cant get over the last one
I swear to god I’m going to end up just like the couple coloring and the other couple at seaworld
My game broke for the first time today I’ve never been so upset
I once lit my daughter on fire so I could use her room for my new child, who I later killed.
so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
i got $0.20c off IM CRYING